Ask Abduallah!

[Light_Bearer]

Re: Ask Abduallah!

^But I have bigger boogers.

[hanibal]

Re: Ask Abduallah!

@Light_Bearer

Nahin yaar it’s more fun this way. BTW kiya aap commision pay kaam kartay ho

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

nahi tu:nono4:

per app in sab ko payment to karaiN gay na

[hanibal]

Re: Ask Abduallah!

@aly-sam

Step 1 Take 2 cotton buds

Step 2 put them up nostrils…gently

Step 3 Rotate 180 degrees clockwise

Step 4 Now remove the boogers

Step 5 Discard cotton buds. Word of caution - As tempting as it may be…do not examine boogers.

Easy passage for airflow.

Next!

Now this is not fair

[Light_Bearer]

Re: Ask Abduallah!

@hanibal

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

nahi tu:nono4:

per app in sab ko payment to karaiN gay na

Aisay aisay mushwaray day rahay hein, forget payment I am gonna sue them.

PS: Dont tell aly sam.

[Kikoy]

Re: Ask Abduallah!

Aisay aisay mushwaray day rahay hein, forget payment I am gonna sue them. :D

PS: Dont tell aly sam.

Aly-sam read this...but she has no idea what you said:(

[hanibal]

Re: Ask Abduallah!

Aisay aisay mushwaray day rahay hein, forget payment I am gonna sue them. :D

PS: Dont tell aly sam.

u know i ahve strong connection with lawyers as well :D :D

[Light_Bearer]

Re: Ask Abduallah!

Aly-sam read this...but she has no idea what you said:(

Aha caught you of course you don't know urdu langauge.

Ask Abduallah to arrange translator for you. Hehehehe

[Kikoy]

Re: Ask Abduallah!

Aha caught you of course you don't know urdu langauge.

Ask Abduallah to arrange translator for you. Hehehehe

He he yourself!!

What if I am Abdullah.....:D

[Light_Bearer]

Re: Ask Abduallah!

He he yourself!!

What if I am Abdullah.....:D

If you are abdullah and cannot help yourself how do you claim to save the humanity?

PS: Double hehe

[SyedAbduallah]

Re: Ask Abduallah!

The dude is an Indian (with a limited understanding of Islam) posing as a Paki, just look at the way he spells “torrey” with a “d” in his signature.

moin.ul.atiq is another one and thinks there is a caste system in Islam.

Firstly, I Syed Abduallah, am an Awan Pakistani, born from the sweet scented loins of noble Arabs. Not a trace of India blood I have within me.

Secondly,

Being a man who swings both ways I’ll have to disagree with all you prudes.

As the great Arab/Persian poet Abu Nawas once said:

In the bath-house, the mysteries hidden by trousers are revealed to you.

All becomes radiantly manifest. Feast your eyes without restraint!

You see handsome buttocks, shapely trim torsos, You hear the guys whispering pious formulas to one another.

*Ah, what a palace of pleasure is the bath-house! Even when the towel-bearers come in and spoil the fun a bit. *
http://www.paklinks.com/gs/showthread.php?p=5182899#post5182899

I think I’ll let others take a shot at what your screenname means, SweetTaboo.
Takbir, Pakistan Zindabad!

Also, since apparently noone on this site has the ability to read, I can not answer any of the questions asking for help, as they were supposed to be sent in private message form.

Just to reassure you about your privacy, lets say someone like Mercenary2k sent me a pm asking for help, I would hide his identity by changing his name to something like merc2k in the reply.

[ravage]

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@SyedAbduallah

Firstly, I Syed Abduallah, am an Awan Pakistani, born from the sweet scented loins of noble Arabs. Not a trace of India blood I have within me.

what are you doing sniffing arab loins to begin with?

[Asif2000]

Re: Ask Abduallah!

Step 1 Take 2 cotton buds

Step 2 put them up nostrils...gently

Step 3 Rotate 180 degrees clockwise

Step 4 Now remove the boogers

Step 5 Discard cotton buds. Word of caution - As tempting as it may be...do not examine boogers.

Easy passage for airflow.

Next!

That has to be the most disgusting thing I have ever come across on Gupshup to date.

[zobia]

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@SyedAbduallah

I think I'll let others take a shot at what your screenname means, SweetTaboo. Takbir, Pakistan Zindabad!

Also, since apparently noone on this site has the ability to read, I can not answer any of the questions asking for help, as they were supposed to be sent in private message form.

Just to reassure you about your privacy, lets say someone like** Mercenary2k sent me a pm asking for help**, I would hide his identity by changing his name to something like merc2k in the reply.

is'nt there ny privacy rule in ur bizness?
second, y cant u answer here? many may get afaka (cure) from them. or r u afraid?

[Kikoy]

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@Asif2000

That has to be the most disgusting thing I have ever come across on Gupshup to date.

What!! you dont clean your nostrils? More disgusting to keep them in!

@ravage

what are you doing sniffing arab loins to begin with?

Also is cleaning nostrils more disgusting than sniffing arab loins?

[ravage]

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^ Ask Abduallah!

[Kikoy]

Re: Ask Abduallah!

@ravage

^ Ask Abduallah!

Back to Square One!

[Orpheus]

Re: Ask Abduallah!

@ravage

what are you doing sniffing arab loins to begin with?

[SyedAbduallah]

Re: Ask Abduallah!

Finally one of you illiterates has sent me a pm.
From 'merc2k'

[QUOTE]
Dear SyedAbduallah,

My problem is that I'm a Jew pretending to be a Pakistani that supports the existence of Israel, the merger of Pakistan with India, and that Islam and muslims should stay in third world countries. It is becoming increasingly difficult to hold these views and not have my jewish identity exposed. How do you reckon I should proceed from this point on. -merc2k

[/QUOTE]

Dear Merc2k,

Honesty is the best policy, you should, with great haste, admit to everyone that you are indeed a mischevious Jew and clear up everyones suspiscions. Afterwards, once it has become common knowledge that you are a jew, real dialougue can take place on the forum, which was its purpose.

[zobia]

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^^ on both the concern n ur reply.

wat a connection Merc2k made between pakistani n jew!!

rn’t they seperate identities?

[Mr_Fraudia]

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syed abduallah bhai, is lobster haram

yes or no.