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You are the only one 
I don’t hit on girls anymore. Last time I hit on a girl, she started bleeding and fell unconcious 
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^ LOL hahahah.
Shikra, I’d like to ask you a question.
What is your brother’s cell phone number 
. Cmon now, no jhooting!
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LOL, shikra bechara thread khol ker phans gaya.. sub ussi se sawal poch rahe hain.. 
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^ Lijiye aap ki baari…:evil:
Aap ko konsa guppy achha lagta hai? Sirf aik ka naam lain aur no jhoot allowed.
To Shikra, Oye aap shaadi shuda ho? (Style dekho mera, “Oye”…lolz).
2.Family main ki ya phir out of family?
3.Nahi ki to abhi tak kiyon nahi ki?
4.Keya budhhay ho kar karo gay?
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Aap ko itni khush fehmiyaan kiyon hain?
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Aap itnay PMs kiyon kartay hain?
Note: Attempt all the questions. Numbers are equal. Over writing and edited reply is not accepted. Jhoot is not accepted. :snoot:
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Us kitaab main ghalat likha hoga. Main 9 languages jaanti hoon. Un main Urdu-e-Mo alla bhi shaamil hai.
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main apne bhateeje ko har kiz parinda nahin ban ne donga 
woh insan hi rahega 
aur ager larki howi to 
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^ Larki will be named by my mrs.
Phatima moti I can’t publish my brothers phone numbers on a public forum :bash:
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Who’s asking you to?
PM kardaiN
(ok i’m just kidding. don’t really. i’d be too shy to talk to a guy that cute face-to…i mean phone-to-phone. 
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You don’t even have a phone :bash: When you do get a phone (in about 10-15 years), Let me know and I will give you his cell phone number (or whatever technology will allow us to have those years)
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Bohat saaaaaaaaaaari. Jasay yeh kay Ladies aap ko passand karti hain.
Hmmm Main extra intellegent hoon. Phatima1, Jaan Lewaa, &PASSIONATE aur Sajal meri hi IDs hain.
Ab jub mera inbox aap kay PMs say bhara ho to main aur keya kahoon…
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I will TO get a phone…and it WON’T be in the next 10-15 years! You watch!
I’d say it’ll be in around a year or two. 
Yea okay Will you really give me his number?
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OMG OMG mein inn larkiyon mein sey kisi ko pm nahi karta, sirf Phatima ko karta hoon
Phatima moti I will give you his number only after you speak to me over the phone in Urdu and prove that you are not an abcd.
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^ Hey! Hey my Urdu is just fine! Meri Urdu bohat achi hai, aur meiN aik number ki FOB hoon. Aik number ki. 
Shikra! No lying in the month of Ramadan! You’ve probably PMed every last female in the Cafe.
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That’s a lie! Check my PM box and you will see I don’t have any females PMs, only yours and a couple of others maybe. You have access to my PM box, check it yourself 
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Do I, really? How?
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Give me your Password…
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Phatima larki naheen hai keya???
Aur main nay kaha na Phatima 1 bhi meri hi ID hai…zara meri pichhli post dobara ghor say parho…
Hmm to aap phone kar latay hongay…hai na.
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^ Agar tum phatima ho tou tumharey paas mera phone number hona chahiye, zara call karo tou mujhe 
Bohat shoq hai mera password leney ka? 
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Hmmm Main extra intellegent hoon. Phatima1, Jaan Lewaa, &PASSIONATE aur Sajal meri hi IDs hain. originally by OMG
why is my name there? And why is it in color?????????
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Lolz…Haan hai. Yahan chaap doon?
Aur password kay baghair main PMs kaisay check karoon gi? Tell me?