anybody here? some strange things happening :(

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Re: anybody here? some strange things happening :(

so work with the kalam e pak and stop being such a wuss. shame on u.

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Re: anybody here? some strange things happening :(

ur rite bt jb yeh apk sath bhi hoga na khudankhuasta, tb mein puchunga kis pe shame aur kis pe nhe.

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mujhay aap k av k sath b koi strange cheez hoti hoi lag rahi hay

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Re: anybody here? some strange things happening :frowning:

Aisi taisi:smilestar: Mulana ke chakar main mat perna yeh cheezain aur ziada hu jain gi main serious hon mazaq nahi ker rahi azma lo ya begam ko bulwa lo yeh best option hai :smiley:

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Re: anybody here? some strange things happening :frowning:

yes bal ke kahu Fitty mu :emmy:
Mujhy apny nanhiyal main howa aik waqya yad a giya ke aik lerka ghaib hu giya mil nahi raha ta tu ghar walon ko aik molvi ne mashwara diya ke sorat-ul-falaq aur sorat-ul-nas zor zor se perhu ghar maon koi aey bhi tu os se kahu ke perhy jab unhon se aisa kiya teesry din chat per thud ki awaz aai ja ker dekha tu woh para tha. Ose se pocha ke bhei itney din kahan ghaib they kehny lag amujhy aik JIN’ni ne aghwa ker liya tha (shukar hai GAY jin n enahi) Aur patt anahi kahan andhery se main rakha tha roz jin molvi ko le ker ati aur kehti ke mujh se nikah ker ley. Lerka aqalmand tha jis ne kahin se suna tha ke agar Insan jin se shadi ker liy tu bachta nahi woh inkar kerta raha aur achanak soratulfalq and soraunas ki awaz anny lagi aur roshni hoi aur mujhy nahi pata ke main yahan kaisey a gia. Jabhi mujhy yeh bat yad aai tu main ny tumhray aghwa barey shadi honey ka khdsh azahir kiya sachi I am serious:(

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Re: anybody here? some strange things happening :frowning:

Main kisi ka iman nahi khrab kerna chahti but for me Kalam-e-Pak doesn’t work in my previous house it happens many times aur kisi qisam sorat even ayat ul kursi bhi work nahi kerti thi. Main ny hifazat ke liey likhi hoi bhi lag arakhi hai halan ky:( Han Allah hu Akbar is ism-e-azam for me so far. Pehly Allah hu Akbar ke nary lagati hoi neend se jag jati thi phir main tang a gai tu aik din kah aaisi taisi ju hot ahai hu main nahu jgon gi os din ke bad dobara woh kafiyat nahi hoi lol so mmujhy lag ayeh cheezain hoti hain jab tak in se daro drati hain aur jab derna chor ker dosti ker lo tu khud chali jati hain inhi bazey bandey ki rha drany main maza ata hai. So just surrender :wink: wran akharoos qisam ke peeron faqeeron ke chakar main per jao :sunnyboy:And when my mom was with me nothing happened so I realized ke um donon hain tu woh cheez ab kion ye herkatinnahi kerti :confused: Na unhon ne kabhi kah ae unin koi unusual cheez mehsoos hoi so I think ke akeyly logon ke sath bhi yh hoa hai tanhai door ker lo:D I am serious hanson tu log samjhty hain mazaq ker rahi hai halan ke meri adat hai soli per bhi hansty hoet cherhna:wink:

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Re: anybody here? some strange things happening :(

yeah aap kia itni lambi lambi theories day rahi hein ? Lagta hay subha subha ksi life1 wali aunty say paala paray hay aap ka :D

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Hahaha koi haal nhe apka bhi :)

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Re: anybody here? some strange things happening :(

haan yaar dekh lo phir strange avatar ko hata deta hn agar dar lagta ha tu. :)

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Re: anybody here? some strange things happening :frowning:

Captain sahab :salute:

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to aor kia ? mujhay lagta hay k GN mein ksi life1 ki aunty ki bhatki rooh ghus gai hay jo inhay lambi lambi posts likhnay par majboor kar rahi hay.

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Re: anybody here? some strange things happening :frowning:

sir, how r u? :slight_smile: and where are u these days? :slight_smile: hmari kambakhti tu ayi hui ha :slight_smile:

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Re: anybody here? some strange things happening :(

What you must do is place rocksalt around all your doors and windows.

That will stop the demons coming in.

Shoot the spirit with rocksalt buckshot rounds too. They wont kill it but will repel it.

Good luck

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Re: anybody here? some strange things happening :frowning:

Bud duain :nono:

:omg: :rotfl:

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Re: anybody here? some strange things happening :(

:)

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Re: anybody here? some strange things happening :(

[QUOTE]
What you must do is place rocksalt around all your doors and windows.

That will stop the demons coming in.

Shoot the spirit with rocksalt buckshot rounds too. They wont kill it but will repel it.

Good luck
[/QUOTE]

All very well if your trying to stop demons getting in... but if they are allready in you then you have had it. :D

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Re: anybody here? some strange things happening :frowning:

:bizz: main nay tou suna hay agar jinani aashiq ho jay to baray mazay karwati hay :wub: waisay we have this type of problem in our office and lets see when i’ll face that churail :wink: :sunnyboy:

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Re: anybody here? some strange things happening :(

hahaha