Any Edward Cullens out there?

[Pseudonymous]

@PyariCgudia

Hm, an angry sexually frustrated vampire?

Uh, yeah. Nearly every village Pakistani chaudry and wadera is like that.

They both:

1. suck blood - figuratively
2. angry
3. violent
4. overly protective of their women
5. never f’ing DIE.

angry? sexually frustrated?! bella’s the one trying to get in his pants the whole time!