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*Originally posted by Naazi: *
no body would do that?
** "Why do people say one thing but mean the other?2**
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cuz they are not real ppl
*Why is cheese yellow? *
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*Originally posted by Desi$oul: *
cuz they are not real ppl
*Why is cheese yellow? *
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it is not...there are blue/red/white/green all colors
*i love blue cheese, do you? *
NO
**What color are your eyes NOT? **
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*Originally posted by Desi$oul: *
NO
*What color are your eyes NOT? *
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green :p
*If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
*
my eyes are .. white 
**You suddenly become telepathic, and can see through the eyes of others and enter their most private thoughts and desires. What is the best way of making a lot of money out of this?" **
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*Originally posted by Daagh: *
it is not...there are blue/red/white/green all colors
*i love blue cheese, do you? *
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Nope
*Why are puppies and kittens so cute? *
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*Originally posted by Daagh: *
it is not...there are blue/red/white/green all colors
*i love blue cheese, do you? *
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yes
How do you know when a Smurf suffocates
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*Originally posted by Desi$oul: *
Nope
*Why are puppies and kittens so cute? *
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cuz they dont have a bad breath
If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?
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*Originally posted by Praetextatus: *
cuz they dont have a bad breath
If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?
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i wont really know.. but i'll use it anyway.. cuz.. it aint gonna be ma fault.. u know.. thats dictionarys fault :D
*"If a store is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?" *
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*Originally posted by shoaib akhter: *
i wont really know.. but i'll use it anyway.. cuz.. it aint gonna be ma fault.. u know.. thats dictionarys fault :D
*"If a store is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?" *
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cuz it looks nice :p
Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites?
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*Originally posted by Praetextatus: *
cuz it looks nice :p
Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy opposites?
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i thought wise-man and wise-guys means samething.. isn't it??
*if you could change the order of the alphabet, what order would you put the letters in?" *
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*Originally posted by shoaib akhter: *
i thought wise-man and wise-guys means samething.. isn't it??
*if you could change the order of the alphabet, what order would you put the letters in?" *
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the wrong order :D
*Should crematoriums give discounts for, those who died in fires? *
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*Originally posted by Praetextatus: *
the wrong order :D
*Should crematoriums give discounts for, those who died in fires? *
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nope :D
*Can fat people go skinny-dipping? *
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*Originally posted by Praetextatus: *
the wrong order :D
*Should crematoriums give discounts for, those who died in fires? *
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i dont really know.. but i they do.. i would tell all maa indian friends to die.. baad main jalnay say acha kay pehlay he jalo.. thora saaa discount he mil gaye gaa.. :D
*"If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?" *
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*Originally posted by shoaib akhter: *
i dont really know.. but i they do.. i would tell all maa indian friends to die.. baad main jalnay say acha kay pehlay he jalo.. thora saaa discount he mil gaye gaa.. :D
*"If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?" *
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well you would see further, cuz I believe the speed of light CAN exceed the so called maximum :D
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
:rotato:
that was hard question 
**“Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?” **
now this is one is real hard man 
ahinnnnn, nope???
**Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? **
yea it does.. but sometime the unexpected mak the expected unexpected.. 
**“What is the capital of Mars?” **
M..
**that’s a stupid question.hein an? **
yeah!!
**“Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?” **