"Andheri nagri Chaupat raja; takeh ser bhaji, takeh ser khaja"

saieen · December 10, 2007, 3:46am

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be the example. majority of ppl don't like to be lectured or forced to do things differently. but an odd ball sticks out like a sore thumb and u be that sore thumb. let your deeds do the talking and walking. forget about the larger picture and think about smaller steps.

Qatra Qatra Dariya Banta Hai

zobia · December 10, 2007, 4:03am

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just one question,.... app theek ker saktay hain...?

saieen · December 10, 2007, 4:07am

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tum ko? yeah sure…

zobia · December 10, 2007, 4:08am

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"gee, meri jaisi, or maray say kaheen zayda achi 16 crore awam ko"?

kia ker saktay hain theek.......?

saieen · December 10, 2007, 4:15am

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karnay walay kar jatay hain...na koi kisi ke poochta hai...na koi kisi se kehta hai. as for 16 crore awam...all are looking at each other to be the first. aise to kuch nahe ho ga.

***God help those who help themselves

***if u and i are not brave enough to be different then we def have no right to mock the ills/faults of those who can make their voices heard. no matter how wrong/extreme they are in their views. they have an ideology and are sticking to it, even willing to die/kill for it. they are for more better than us who can't stand up for our own principles/values we hold so dear to our heart. in this sense we are THE BIGGEST part of the PROBLEM.

zobia · December 10, 2007, 4:23am

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may nay sirf app ka poocha tha. CAN U DO IT? CAN YOU MAKE PEOPLE FOLLOW YOU?

as u stated "God help those who help themselves"

CAN YOU HELP OTHERS TO HELP THEMSELVES?

ps. just tell me answer in YES or NO

ps2. i am not interested in investing times on others k wo kia ker chukay hain! they have to pay for it (no matter what! if not now, then on the Day of Judgement!)

saieen · December 10, 2007, 4:48am

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follow me?...NO bcoz i have not done anything different to be a stand out person amongst those around me nor i ever felt the need for that.

help themselves...YES...and i'm proud of it.

zobia · December 10, 2007, 4:54am

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y u aint talk rational? dont you have believe on ALLAH SWT?

many, in fact tonz and tonz of pakistani lack even these basic sentiments that you carry.

kher, i got my answer.

ps. you are nice person, but lack determination!
ps2. i am not some retarded to ask you go there and change the world. these are long term process and they require proper planning.

InshaALLAH, if ALLAH SWT give me enough courage and honor then inshaALLAH i will help them in getting proper guidance.

saieen · December 10, 2007, 5:19am

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^
thats the easy way out. put everything on Allah and you keep on mocking others for wht they believe in and do. :k:

X2 · December 10, 2007, 5:20am

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larai khatam ho gayee
yaar saeein ..parosan ka khayal rakho oye..haqooq al ibaad etc

Nikkey · December 10, 2007, 5:21am

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let me share a story that perfectly fits on the current “halat, wakiat, saklat” of Pakistan. it was told by my father when i was a lil and bookworm kinda

moral of the story is what you have to find yourself.

…so here you go.

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I have fond memories of an amusing ballad “Andheri Nagari Chaupat Raja”, which roughly translates “Dark is the nation and insane the king”. The hilarious and sardonic poem begins with the graduation ceremony at a gurukul with a disciple seeking the advice of his guru about going to the dark nation to seek his fortune. The teacher advises against the venture despite great economic potential, by saying “Andheri nagri Chaupat raja; takeh ser bhaji, takeh ser khaja”. There is one fixed price for spinach and dates and everything and thus the denizens lack intelligent discriminating abilities and these irrational and unjust policies pervade all aspects including commerce, law and ethics, making it an undesirable abode or ally irrespective of monetary or strategic benefits. The young and unwise new graduate goes anyway.

In this strange land, one night four brothers plan a burglary and try to breach the wall of the house of an affluent family. The bungling incompetent thieves bring the wall down, but in the process are killed by the falling bricks. The mother of the thieves is angry and grieved and files a lawsuit in the court to seek compensation for her loss. In arguing her case before the Qadi (judge), she claims that her sons were merely following their profession and the inappropriately constructed wall caused their demise, for which the homeowner was liable. The judge following the strange and uniform national code of justice, asks the homeowner why he should not be sentenced to death for the loss of the thieves’ lives. The frightened and frazzled homeowner uses the defense that those who constructed the wall are the guilty party and thus exonerates himself. The bricklayer is then summoned to the court and he says it is not his fault as he did his job well and the cement must have been of poor quality. The wrath of the judge and his warped justice then descends on the cement mixer who is accused of pouring too much water during mixing. The cement maker admits that it happened, but attributes it to his required mandatory greeting of the passing Mullah, a legally justifiable diversion that diluted the cement. The Qadi calls the Mullah in. The honest man has no excuse and the judge pronounces death by hanging for the convicted Mullah. The national legally prescribed fixed size noose is brought to the courtyard to string up the guilty offender. Whatever the fault of the Mullah, he is a decent god-fearing man who has refrained from indulging in sin, including gluttony. His neck is thin and his visage lean and his head and cranial capacity on the small side. The noose keeps slipping off his head and neck. The irritated judge who has other commitments, then pontificates that the deaths must be punished and since the circumference of the noose is unalterable by the national religious code, the only way for justice to be done, is to hang the first person whom the noose fits.

The chubby newly graduated disciple feasting on the cheap dates was idling time watching the wheels of justice and his stout neck fitted the noose. He was to be hanged in the public square next morning as an example to the citizens and to emphasize that justice not only should be done, but it must also publicly seen to be done. The desperate disciple sent an urgent SOS to his guru via a messenger. The guru promptly arrived early morning at the public square and created a ruckus by insisting that he be hanged instead of the disciple. The intrigued Qadi was taken aback at this strange self-destroying demand and even the Mullah suspected some theological mystery. They kept asking the guru for the reason and he refused. The irritated judge then threatened him that if he refused he would be beheaded instead of being hanged. The guru pleaded that he must be hanged. Under further intimidation and duress, the guru confessed that on this day of the new moon, anyone who was hanged would go straight to heaven and was guaranteed double his share of beautiful virgins. The Qadi, then insisted since he was the judge, he would decide who would be hanged. He decided he would hang himself. In the meantime the news had reached the king. He repaired to the scene and used his primate privilege to be hanged. The relieved guru and disciple promptly crossed the borders of the strange realm, vowing never to return again.

itna lengthy …
Zobia which thing makes u to open this thread

saieen · December 10, 2007, 5:23am

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yeah larai khatum…i’m a retard and she is waiting for Allah to make a call to her.

PS : i have a parosan?

zobia · December 10, 2007, 5:23am

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zobia · December 10, 2007, 5:24am

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see...here u lose...namaz perhanay say phele yakeen to rekh lain ALLAH SWT per :)

zobia · December 10, 2007, 5:25am

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HOPE!

saieen · December 10, 2007, 5:27am

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namaz n yakeen are between me n allah.

zobia · December 10, 2007, 5:29am

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but ALLAH SWT is every where.....where is your hope, ur yakeen :)

saieen · December 10, 2007, 5:55am

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this is a whole new can of worms. so lets keep it close for another day.

Nikkey · December 10, 2007, 6:20am

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can i see ur hope please???

zobia · December 10, 2007, 6:26am

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no one can see hope

U HAVE TO FEEL IT!