Yes me fellow posters, our Pir-e-gup is here with such valid solutions and explainations as always
Navaidishere You need to know that socks are meant to be for the feet, not to be worn over your eyes yar.
K337 Really? What crimes have they commited to be in sockyprison?
X2 abusive socky relations, ahh that explains the perforations in the mix. But I believe in pairing them up with the other rejected/separated/mottled/putrefied socks. Afterall just cuz a sock has to go on breathing living the blues alone, does it mean we just rid the world of them by trashin 'um? I’d say its far better to let them dance and mingle with the other singles. After all they’ll never have to go missing if pink is out with blue, and grey with green and all is harmonious and serene. And as far as the ‘run away’ are concerned… they can hang at their local sock-a-cafe enjoying sockey matches of Stinkville VS Tideville on the plasma sipping hot bleachaLatte
X2 abusive socky relations, ahh that explains the perforations in the mix. But I believe in pairing them up with the other rejected/separated/mottled/putrefied socks. Afterall just cuz a sock has to go on breathing living the blues alone, does it mean we just rid the world of them by trashin 'um? :( I'd say its far better to let them dance and mingle with the other singles. After all they'll never have to go missing if pink is out with blue, and grey with green and all is harmonious and serene. And as far as the 'run away' are concerned... they can hang at their local sock-a-cafe enjoying sockey matches of Stinkville VS Tideville on the plasma sipping hot bleachaLatte
you are just encouraging the abusive socks who have forced their mates to go into hiding, what socks should know is that if they abuse their better half and the better half has to go in hiding then the abusive sock will be thrown away. That should keep them in check.
But your views of a harmonious sock singles scene is something you should work on when the missing socks return, after the abusive socks are thrown away, after all the are innocent socks forced into hiding, they should be the beneficiries of such a program. Not the abusive sock.
we will help you get this noble programme off the ground by sending you our sock reternees who are single now.
PS: not all runaway socks are in abusive relationships, some just run into some real dirty types at the washing machine mixer and elope, leaving behind a heart broken sock destined to live a life alone with others who have been cheated on as well.
I’d say its far better to let them dance and mingle with the other singles. After all they’ll never have to go missing if pink is out with blue, and grey with green and all is harmonious and serene. And as far as the ‘run away’ are concerned… they can hang at their local sock-a-cafe enjoying sockey matches of Stinkville VS Tideville on the plasma sipping hot bleachaLatte