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^ :)
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*What happens on 1st night ? *
u die
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rofl to all above replies
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I didn’t even read your response before posting my little random musings
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Where did he say "1st night of marriage"? .. how did you know he is asking about the suhaag raat , miss clean mind?
oh sorry, who are we kidding......and anyway most people find most things terribly offensiver and pornographic so hence me having that same mental output now everytime someone mentioned anything to do with anything done at night.....lol
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go with the flow... or start crying if u dont like the flow...
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Good one.
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what happens , nothing the bloody photo sessions and all that salami stuff takes ages :)
After that alll ya can do is ....
apNi shadi ki biryani khaoo , BaTTiii Bhuja'oo Or So'Jaooo !
I dont know about others but man i need ma beauty sleep for looking good on Valima day
as if shadi day is for girls , Valima is ar day , we must look good on that , ya know :)
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the MODERATORS ARE ASKING PORNO QUESTIONS NOW...lol
and i got slapped for asking an innocent question regarding female worries....
and heres a mod asking about intercourse...great! WELL DONE
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this thread is too funny!
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Honestly if you don't know the girl well enough to get some sheet surfing on, you will spend most of the day and night wondering, "Should I ask her...nah...well....yeah...no..."
She would be thinking "When will this guy strip already?"
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Honestly if you don't know the girl well enough to get some sheet surfing on, you will spend most of the day and night wondering, "Should I ask her...nah...well....yeah...no..."
She would be thinking "When will this guy strip already?"
Arra be whist Ceemo ! begorrah ! one should be man enough to make the first move :)
bejappers , if a woman makes the first move , she is a chancer ya know :)
so ar ones ( desi ones ) will be just thinking , thinking and thinking :D
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..caddy …eik toh disappearing act then u dont know what happens?? 
..kheiriyat? 
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Hey now. After that freak in the bed thread, I thought you women would be happy I was showing some enlightenment regarding your desires in the bed room!
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On the first night, both of u are given canvas and a box of acyrlic paints the mother-in-law then gives u a subject to paint.. the person with the better painting gets a whole box of greasy, sugar-laden mithai to take home and their picture is framed and placed on the stairway.
Then u both are asked to wear paper-thongs and head to the family's "akhaara" (yes the muddy wrestling square, can't call it a ring!) then u two battle it out.. the person who wins there is the real winner.. and gets 2 paratha's in the morning!
The End..
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On the first night, both of u are given canvas and a box of acyrlic paints the mother-in-law then gives u a subject to paint.. the person with the better painting gets a whole box of greasy, sugar-laden mithai to take home and their picture is framed and placed on the stairway.
Then u both are asked to wear paper-thongs and head to the family's "akhaara" (yes the muddy wrestling square, can't call it a ring!) then u two battle it out.. the person who wins there is the real winner.. and gets 2 paratha's in the morning!
The End..
LOL;)