I was searching for Dean’s Yaaaahaaawwww speech, and stumbled on this site.
AgWeb. Some of the stuff is hilarious. Enjoy
Jay Leno: “John Kerry’s victory over Howard Dean has completely changed the presidential race. Now, instead of a rich, white guy from, you know, from Yale who lives in the White House facing off a rich white guy from Yale who lives in Vermont, he might have to face off against a rich white guy from Yale who lives in Massachusetts.”
Jay Leno: “Plus the big surprise – John Edwards came in second. Edwards is quite eloquent. He said, ‘We have two Americas, one for the rich and one for the poor. We have two countries, two tax systems, two school systems, two medical systems.’ And today President Bush said, ‘Great. Why don’t you become president of the crappy America? I’ll keep my job.’”
Jay Leno: “Oh, my God. Did you see Dean’s speech last night? Oh, my God. Now I hear the cows in Iowa are afraid of getting ‘Mad Dean’ disease.”
Jay Leno: “Let me tell you something – hey, believe me, I’m no pundit. I’m no expert in politics, but I think it’s a bad sign when your speech ends with your aide shooting you with a tranquilizer gun.” :hehe:
Jay Leno: “Jeez. I mean, he’s a doctor. What kind of bedside manners is that for a doctor? '‘We’re going to pull out your spleen! Then your appendix! Then we’re going for your tonsils! Then we’re going to take your damn heart and replace it!’”
David Letterman: “You folks see the Iowa caucuses last night? How many of you saw the Howard Dean speech? Did you see Howard Dean ranting and raving? How many of you got to see that? Here’s a little tip, Howard. Cut back on the red bull.”
David Letterman: “Meanwhile, in New Hampshire, Joe Lieberman is not doing very well. Currently, he is two points behind the Taliban candidate.”
Conan O’Brien: “Last night, of course, Iowa caucus, y’all followed this. Howard Dean came in a disappointing third place. Third place. Yeah. Yeah, afterwards – afterwards Dean said, ‘Iowa is behind me. Now I’m looking forward to going to New Hampshire and screaming at voters there.’”
