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Aap ka larkiyon main kitna interest hai…
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Woh tou hai 
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Issmein lahola ki kia baat hai, mein aik seedha saadha straight banda hoon and that’s normal for a healthy guy like me 
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Toba astaghfaar. Astagh-fi-ru-llah. Lahol again.
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Shikra, thankyou…you are a darling for thinking about poor Auntie Daisy
I will need a comfy chair and a glass of water to put my dentures in
Unkcle Faulker, dont worry Ill sneak in a bottle of gin
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^
p.s. more
Lazy aunty Everything will be provided but in return, you will have to chaperon café kids who won’t behave.
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Shikra, chaperoning is my favourite kinda job
Dont worry, Ill segregate them and give em all a slap if they dont behave!
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wait wait wait, you can segregate them all you want, but, I should be allowed to go into the girls section. I cannot spend more than 2 minute with guys. They start acting......strange.....with me and I am talking from personal experience where guys scared me at the Karachi meet and I ended up spending my time sitting with girls.
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shakira baji its cause you are so chikna, 
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Ehem, Shikra
We are talking about young girls here
OFFF YOU GO BACK TO THE BOY'S CORNER....
Dont scream...
it hurts my ears!
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Jassoos are you online 24/7?
Lazy A lot of them are 18 or above, so it’s okay.
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yes, i dont sleep,
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Jassoos is a set of twins, when one is asleep the other is posting and then they swap
they post in shifts
Shikra, the girlls may be over eighteen but if you ask their PARENTS they’ll tell you they are just kids
so thats what they’ll be treated as!
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Come on. Don’t do this to me! You know I can’t live with guys. It’s just impossible for me. And girls tend to adore me as well, so it works out for both parties. Come on aunty, my favorite aunty.
If you’d excuse me now, I’ve got some moderation to do 
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^ please dont lock my threds :(
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well, seeing as Im your fave Aunty... I guess I can make an allowance for you Shikra
but you must go in disguise
in a burqa
and No shenanigans