All new and old guppies don't report here...

[brother_quraysh]

@duckie23

O.M.G.
So like Jessica told mike who told sarah, who like already over heard jessica telling mike, who shouted it out to the whole campus where mikayla was who whispered it to michele who had caroline on speaker and caroline like totally told everyone on her super-fab contact list who each told and texted like *EVERYONE *on their contact lists who emailed it to everyone on campus and within like a 20 mile radius including their grandmothers who all like discussed it at the beauty parlor and then the paper-boy overheard them and he like totally told lauren who like totally almost got into like a mega-huge cat-fight with jessica because jessica was like totally like not supposed to tell anyone and then jessica was all well you like totally didnt tell me that i like couldnt tell anyone and then lauren was like yes i did and jessica was like no you di-dint and lauren was all yes i di-id and then jessica like totally started shreiking and lauren was like shut up! and then jessica took a swipe at lauren and lauren was like oh no you di-int and jessica was all oh yes i did and then lauren took a swipe at jessica and jessica was like OH EM GEE did you like hear about katy and lauren was like no what? and jessica told her and lauren was no! no way! omg like i gotta tell everyone on campus and jessica was like me too! and then they were like g2g!

lmao!
i think ive written a way better one before
(this is not how i talk)

i thought kumar posted this until i read your nick

double bwahahahaha