Re: Aik Din GupShup Kay Saath - Mahru
WARNING: Please stop these childish fights. We all come here to have fun. Take this bickering to PM.
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KAleem is talking about the * fAzool * choice of funguy- 
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^^ bihari, kababi, sharabi tum se kissi ne mashwara lya hai?????
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Mahru, tum bohat namkeen ho
Magar tumhara naam bohat sweet hai
Mahreen :love:
Abey dimaagh chal gaya hai kia, Mahru ka khawand tu bechara ‘Naik’ our ‘shareef’ Admi hai 
Kisi ghair larki se baat tu kia nazar utha ke nahi dekhtey, ek dafa dekha tha tu Mahru ji ki ammi ne dekh leya, Wo din our aj ka diin …
Mujhey bara taras ataa hai, suna hai aisay log pakkey janati hotey hian… Our jannat main unko phir se wohi wife mil jati hai 
Wah rey Allah, tera sense of humour bhi great hai :k:
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Mr. Codu ( remember that kodu from that one drama in Pak) Mera naam waqai bohat sweet hai kyoonke my parents named me with love. Meri batain namkeen nahi …balke bohat karwi hoti hain bcoz woh sachi hoti hain aur subko seedha dil par jakar lagti hain;)
Aap ne bilkul theek kaha MashaAllah mere khawand bohat shareef hain and that is one of the reasons i married him. He lowers his gaze when there are women other than me in the room. Meri aami sirf unki nazar utarti hain aur lagta hai aab nazar utarne ka waqt agaya hai kyoonke aap jaise mustanday ne nazar tau zaroor lagayee hogi.
InshaAllah he will enter Jannat with the will of Almighty and due to his shareef and noble behavior in life. And he prays daily that May Allah reward him with me as his wife again and again.
Now, it is time for you to find a wife who would have the same respect for you. Laikin mushkil lagta hai mujhe tau shak hai ke tumhe roz unse aur unki walida-mohtarma se jootay paraingay;)
Aaj mei mazeed karwi guftagoo nahi karsakti aap se kyoonke mei ne roza rakha hua hai. Khair kal dekhna kya hota hai:dixsi:
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Mahru, lol... u got me. i will tell you the names... tum pehlay apni shakal dikhao.
zaraa chehraaa to dikhaaoooOOO...
aur thora sa muskaraaoOOO
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^^^ Lollypop uncle stop line maring............i don't want to be third one;)
I am your daughter's age...sharam nahi aati;)
chehra mei kyoon dikhaonn
takay tum se nazar lagwaon
I am getting ready for Zohar so behave aur Jummah parhne jao Lolly Uncle...ibaadat hi kaam ayegi zindagi mei bhi aur akhrat mei bhi;)
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Mahru, i will give you a binnis class ticket and you will be first not third. u have my word on that.
have u been talking to my mom? cuz i get a call from her every friday morning.... about not praying jummah namaz. some aunti told her that if u dont pray 4 jumma namaaz in a row u become a kafir.... so she got really mad when i told her i havent seen the inside of a mosque since eid... and that i will be going to hell anyways.
mahru will u come visit my penthouse in hell... i have a room for rent.
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Sometimes I think lollypop man is another multinick of Verizon.
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pcg, who is verizon? and i have only one nick on gupshup fyi.
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Mahru ji, ek tu roza rakha hoa hai ooper se aankh marti ho 
See any two people can discribe a picture in same mannar using different words :k:
We have some long distance relative, people quote the exemplary ‘understanding’ between husband and wife; although they are quite old…
Ek dafa kia hoa, the uncle had a severe toothache and asked aunty for money so he could go to dentist … Aunty told him to sit down and she provided him pain killer. and said * kuj wi nai hoya, ay goli khao araam ajaye ga* the uncle bechara being the obedient husband took the tablet …
Next day he felt the pain again and when he told his wife, and tu his surprise he recieved little scolding * ki ghari muri tusi bacheyaan tarha bey jandey O dand phar ke * 
he was again denied any money and so the day after …
At weekend the aunty made the list and of grocery gave him Rs 1000 for purchasing stuff
But when he came back 2hrs later he had no goods but a cup of ice cream and he was eating like a content kid
Aunty : * Samaan nahi jay la ke aya?* (where are the goods ?)
Uncle: * O dand ich peeR hi ayni ho rahi si main dand hi kadwa dita… Doctar kah ria si hun raj ke Ice cream khao …* (I went to the dentist he pulled my tooth out and told me to eat lots of ice cream)
Aunty : 
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Mujhe nahi ilm tha ke tum kafir ho ab jub jan gayee hoon tau mei tum se baat karne bhi pasand nahi kati.
Hell mei tumhe tumhare penthouse tau kam pathar house mei keeray makoray, snake, bichoo waghaira hongay tumhari botiyaan nochnay ke lye.
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Codu- mei ne kub ankh mari.............tum apni ankhain check karwaO;)
^^ funny story, hey but i am with the uncle.
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^^^ Pitt Pitt Pittt, tumare ankhey bhi tumare moonh kee tharan pitt pitt kartee henh?
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Mahru, aww.. im not kafir.... i just pray on eid.
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^^^ now since the satan has entered this thread. I must leave. Yeah you know who i am talking about...............GGGGGGGGGGGGG
Lollypopuncle: kya tum khana bhi sirf eid ke din khatay ho??? I did not think so.............tau phir namaz kyoon sirf eid ke din parhtay ho???? Mend your ways before it is too late.
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^^ Stay I am leaving. I gotta go to a beer joint for a meeting, I have to tell the preacher what to say in the jumma (SWT) prayer. The preacher works for FBI.
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Mahru, god promises to forgive haqooq allah but, not haqooq-il-ibaad. so i try to focus on the later.
now what about your picture. ;)