So MWP heeded her advice and went hunting. Being young and naive, he watched the other alpha males in action to attract females. Some honked, while others hooted and hollered. MWP, wide-eyed in his naivete, followed suit. While crusing the streets of miami, he locked his gaze on a girl who had just pulled over at a traffic light and was amoroulsy licking the salt from Mickey D’s fries. . To MWPs’ untrained eye, what seemed to be a fair lass giving him a ritualistic come-on was nothing more than a jaded feminazi who had just missed her period. Moreover, her uncontrollable rage coupled with an ever-voracious appetite for fatty foods proved to be fatal. Unbeknownst to all this, MWP howled, and she cringed. To read the rest of the story, please refer to the following thread: http://www.paklinks.com/gs/showthread.php?t=177643
*This answer is typical Cat…My deepest salutations to those who can actually make sense of it…There must be a million names that have the meaning ‘Godly light’ and we are to keep wondering…
Alright miss Person With Good Qualities…We buy that…
But Shumi shum shum in Swahili means ‘One Who Slipped On A Mountain And Broke His Shum’…
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*Tekno is the most hated guppie on GS now…Three guesses as to why…
After having dumped Cat on us, it’s understandable what would prompt him to flee…He didn’t wanna stick around for the receipt…
But it’s all good that he left…If he stayed around, there’d be little left of him…
Thanks a lot pal…
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*Yeah…What kind of a question is that? Cat likes the only forum she ever goes to…
The answer would have been more honest had Life3 been there…
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These are just the ‘most’ eligible…Wait till you get a look at her ‘simply’ eligible list…
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*Nice joke…I once saw a picture of a cat looking in a mirror and seeing a lion…Here, the Cat is seeing itself as the ‘most’ eligible bachelorette…
Cats will be cats…Smart enough to climb a tree but not enough to get down…
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*There is a very strong reason why Cat chose FG…If mindless and senseless posts were your forte, no doubt Cat would have added your name too…
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*Question to the whole ‘General Forum’: Who is the one guppie you wouldn’t want to meet?
Ans: Come on…You need me to spell it out for you?
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You think we all know, but we don’t…So please, stop pulling our toes and tell us who the heck they are…Just names…No long sentences, please…
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Cat as usual, being diplomatic and using a mod’s name who isn’t even here…WTG Cat…
Cat has the best dictionon GS…Her grammar, spellings and diction are the best of any guppan I know…And her posts are the most uninteresting of any guppan I know…
Cat has the wonderful quality of being soft spoken and sublime in her posts but in reality can rip your face off…
Cat is indeed a kindered spirit but damn if I can find a single exorcist to get rid of her…
A cat is a beautiful and gorgeous creature…Sleek, smart, ingenious, fast, alert, aware…That is why Cat chose the nick ‘Cat-Woman’…And that’s about the only similarity between a cat and Cat…Except she added ‘Woman’ at the end so as not to confuse us…
Now that's teh catty we all know and love...in fact i think it was her, gamma, ms.splendor and faizy whose posts I used to read that made me wanna join GS...ohh yeah and I loved Pristine :D
you are:rotfl:
