She is not free …
sabzi , tamatar our podina kaat rahi hian shaam ke khaney ke leye
Unhoon ne hi tu kaha hai
tu chal , main Aayee …
Is Aadmi ko direction ki zaroorat hai 
arif lahore ka chimta kaisa rahe ga...lol :p
arif lahore nahe arif lohaar
hahahaha
:)
whn u will wear red dhooti show us ur pic…with chimta
pata nahe hum bhi invited hein k nahe
kiun TLK bhai?
Re: advice from all the married people
Compulsory Section
choose the best answer:
Question: TLK guests ko dhoti kyon pehnai rahe hain?
A: good for Ventilation purposes... garmi bohat hai
B: toilets are too far away from the reception area. pohnch kr formalities mn time bohat waste hone ka dar hai
c: taake koi boti chura kar bhagne lage to " bhagte chor ki langoti hi sahi"
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hahahhahahah I think ke teeno answers sahi hain !!!
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Oye ulloo lougon, theme of the party is Folk .. chimta, dhoti .. everything is required ..
bus aa jaatay hain mazaaq Uraanay, koi pataa hee nahi ke aaj kal kee parties main theme bohot zaroori hai
kasam lai lain jo mai ne kisis sehi muzaq uranay wali hasti ka muzaq uraya ho...yay samne walay bhai sahib tou is cheez kay gawah hain
ye " ulloo log" kese hote hain 
koi sagitarius ya mermaid type makhlooq???
thorax ulloo ka aur neeche insan??
kya is istlah ka istamal sirf shadi shuda hazrat par hota hai??
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theme na hoye azab ho gayee …kapray jotay khana peena gher ki saree decoration sub ik theme kay mutaabiq
ullo gadhay yeh angraiz qoom hai jis nay her ulta kaam kerna hota hai
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Advice from married people, now that's strange. I 've heard that a person as an individual is much wiser single. :D ( regardless of SEX male or female ) :)
Go and look at the mirror 
angraizon ke yahaan to ulloo aqalmandi kee nishani hai aur gadhaa hard working kee .. oon ko koi farq nahi paRtaa agar aap oon ko ullooo/gadhaa bolain
You heard the wrong thing brother lonely …
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brother lonely…
How did you figured that part out…
I’m not in a relationship but that doesn’t mean I’m lonely 
No one is lonely in California and if any one says that in California, he is a liar.
:)
tum itna jo muskuraa rahay ho
kiya ghum hai jis ko chupa rahay ho
tum itna jo muskuraa rahay ho kiya ghum hai jis ko chupa rahay ho
gairoun se kaha tumne, gairoun se sunna tumne
kutch humse kaha hota, kutch humse sunna hota
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^Acha ab main Gair ho gia…Dopey 
gairoun se kaha tumne, gairoun se sunna tumne kutch humse kaha hota, kutch humse sunna hota
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tum takalluf ko bhi ikhlaas samajhtay ho faraz
dost hota nahi har haath milaanay wala*
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^ Okey, now you are telling Dopey, that you shook my hand, just being courteous & it was just as if we met in Anarkali passed a courteous smile and off we go on our tracks