ur not the only one :)
Haath milao pehn ji if you are pehn ji.
Meray ghar main sub mujhay pagal kehtay hain kay pagalon ka kaam karti hai. Faltoo aur baykar logon wala.
Yani sirf main hi faltoo aur bekar kaam naheen karti.
When ppl get mad at me they say allah karay tumhara laptop toot jaay.