I am sorely disappointed. You call this spice. I shall tell you what spice is....
rubs his hands with glee
You forgot the most important ones:
- Role-play is great fun. Dress up while you still can.
- Ice cream and honey...not just for desert.
- Bedroom? I mean the whole house.
- Impromptu and spontanous - is a necessary must. Just make sure she doesn't have a knife in her hands.
And most importantly!!
- Rubber duckies! HAHAHAHAHA