Re: A Molvi, a Priest and a Rabbi
It seems that your sentiments are rather cock-eyed. I didn’t see you express similar sentiments at the Sardarji jokes.
So to tickle your sensitivities a bit more, here’s one more Rabbi joke.
There was a Rabbi who went to the Catholic Priest at the church and asked "How do you get the money to make your church so beautiful?” Father said “We hear confessions; observe while I demonstrate”. So the priest gets in the centre compartment, the Rabbi on one side and in walks the first penitent. “It’s been one week since my last confession and I have sinned three times”.
Father says “For your penance say a Hail Mary and put five dollars in the collection box and your sins will be forgiven”. The next penitent walks in and says “It’s been one week since my last confession and I’ve sinned three times”.
Father says “For your penance say a Hail Mary and put five dollars in the collection box and your sins will be forgiven”. The Rabbi says, “Ooh, can I try?” So the priest and the Rabbi switch booths. In walks the next penitent. “Can I help you” says the Rabbi. The penitent says “It’s been one week since my last confession and I’ve sinned two times”. The Rabbi says "Go out and do it a third time; we have a special - Three for five dollars!”