This is funny.... its prob going to be moved to the Jokes section. I thought, since we have so many sad threads here, why not a funny one just to humour people...
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0
**In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as **Romance 9.5and Personal Attention 6.5,and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, AFL 3.0 Golf Clubs 4.1
Conversation 8.0 **no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system**
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
*Signed, * Desperate
DEAR DESPERATE
*First, keep in mind, * Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
*Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. *
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
*However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. *
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
**Whatever you do, **DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program .These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
*Good Luck Babe! * Tech Support
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