Re: A compilation of statements from actual grade school papers:
Dying, he gasped out: ‘Tee hee, Brutus.’
Queen Elizabeth was the ‘Virgin Queen.’ As a Queen she was a
great success. When she exposed herself before her troops they
all shouted ‘hurrah.’
- It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg
invented removable type and the Bible. Another important
invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a
historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started
smoking. Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot
clipper.
He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all
in Islamic pentameter.
Then his wife died and he wrote
Paradise Regained.
Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He
died before he ever reached Canada.
excellent stuff!