99p reward

[K_Khan]

Re: 99p reward

@kudokush

budho

tabhi wife chor kay chali gai hai

nah thats wasn’tr the reason. actually I forgot to buy her eid cloths

[TruckDriver]

Re: 99p reward

There can be a number of reasons for her avoiding the cafe’, e.g.

1- She’s busy.
2- She’s reading William Blake’s poem ‘Tyger’.
3- She’s mad at you or someone else here.
4- She thinks that cafe’ is inhabited by childish people who have nothing better to do.
5- She’s simply lost interest.
6- She’s become very rich, and has decided not to mingle with people from the lower strata of the society.
7- She’s become very old and has no energy to type anything. etc. etc.

Whatever may be the reason, you must stop pursuing her. Or, she’s going to get a restraining order to keep you out of her threads.

[blushing_vision]

Re: 99p reward

:D

[K_Khan]

Re: 99p reward

@TruckDriver

There can be a number of reasons for her avoiding the cafe’, e.g.

1- She’s busy.
2- She’s reading William Blake’s poem ‘Tyger’.
3- She’s mad at you or someone else here.
4- She thinks that cafe’ is inhabited by childish people who have nothing better to do.
5- She’s simply lost interest.
6- She’s become very rich, and has decided not to mingle with people from the lower strata of the society.
7- She’s become very old and has no energy to type anything. etc. etc.

Whatever may be the reason, you must stop pursuing her. Or, she’s going to get a restraining order to keep you out of her threads.

whete ever be the reason, but its UTTERLY unacceptable to leave like that! no matter how drunk she was.

[Decent_Munda]

Re: 99p reward

who she iz ?

[lazy_daisy]

Re: 99p reward

Eeuuuurghhh ...... gglloooopbbbyyy iiiiuupppp
grruughhhe

daisy wipes her mouth on the sleeve of uncle's dressing gown he's left by the front door, she kicks off her shoes...it looks like the stilletto heel is gonig to come off.... it lands in the pile of vomit she has artistically laid on the floor a second ago

its smells...Daisy winces as the acrid smell permeates up around her nose....

and she walks into the kitchen....she gets a cloth...and thinks better of it...Unkcle can clean it up... what are husbands for afterall..

he's the reason im a drunk... I think...Daisy thinks long and hard

was I a drunk before I married him?
was I drunk when I married him?
or did HE drive me to it?

the third one sounded better.... Ill stick to that story she thought.

she looked in the fridge, she was hungry

the bread, a tin of cat food and an egg

she took a couple of slices of bread pread a thick layer of sat food over it and cracked teh egg on top... and covered it with the other slice of bread

daisy lifted it to her mouth...it smelled...not nice

so she sprayed it with airfreshener and thought Hmmm, peach blossom

teh sandwich was consummed...one bite daisy and one bite the cat...
until thhere was only half left and daisy kicked teh cat outer to kitchen

she went to the living room
I wonder where unkcle is?

[lazy_daisy]

Re: 99p reward

@TruckDriver

There can be a number of reasons for her avoiding the cafe’, e.g.

1- She’s busy.Ehem… if thats what you call being down the pub
2- She’s reading William Blake’s poem ‘Tyger’. shhhhhhhh
3- She’s mad at you or someone else here. I wouldnt normally be mad at my kuuchi wuuchi Unlke wunckle but he hid my gin
4- She thinks that cafe’ is inhabited by childish people who have nothing better to do… they are the bestest peopel around…iim old enough not to be afraid to act like a kid
5- She’s simply lost interest. NEVERRRRRRR
6- She’s become very rich, and has decided not to mingle with people from the lower strata of the society… VERY NEARLY … but he said no… he knowed I was after his money
7- She’s become very old and has no energy to type anything. etc. etc.yep …that is the reason

Whatever may be the reason, you must stop pursuing her. Or, she’s going to get a restraining order to keep you out of her threads.

…

[TruckDriver]

Re: 99p reward

OK. I hear pubs are open 24 hours a day in UK. That’s great.

[lazy_daisy]

Re: 99p reward

stop being so grumpy

you can come too next time... you wont be able to share MY gin (yipee) because you will have to drive us home and its illegal to drink and drive

you will have to stick with tea
that way unkcle AND jassoos can come too...they canride in the back of the truck with the goats that you are taking to market....

[lazy_daisy]

Re: 99p reward

where is unkcle?

huh?

[blackforest_360]

Re: 99p reward

^^

i brought lazy back uncle now give me the money :halo:

[K_Khan]

Re: 99p reward

@blackforest_360

^^

i brought lazy back uncle now give me the money :halo:

the reward is OFF now, the reason is that uncle is really pissed at some1.

[blackforest_360]

Re: 99p reward

@uncle_falker

the reward is OFF now, the reason is that uncle is really pissed at some1.

wat a kanjoos uncle yaar:mad:

that has nuthin to do wit u givin me my ritefully earned money:devil:

[K_Khan]

Re: 99p reward

ok FINE, u can have it when u come to UK in April :o

[blackforest_360]

Re: 99p reward

@uncle_falker

ok FINE, u can have it when u come to UK in April :o

aight

markin that uncle will owe me sum $ when i come in april (while writin all this havin a greedy look on face)

[lazy_daisy]

Re: 99p reward

BF...Ill give you the extra penny and you will have enough to buy something in the 1 pound shop

where everything costs a pound

[blackforest_360]

Re: 99p reward

@lazy_daisy

BF…Ill give you the extra penny and you will have enough to buy something in the 1 pound shop

where everything costs a pound

omg

really:eek:

so nice of u

but why the pound shop

why not the 50 pound shop

[lazy_daisy]

Re: 99p reward

lol.... greedy girl, because I refuse to give you my gin money

[blackforest_360]

Re: 99p reward

@lazy_daisy

lol… greedy girl, because I refuse to give you my gin money

if u bought the less expensive alchaol u mite be able to send me to the 50 pound shop:D

(give up the gin and get urself a cheaper drink lazy)

[K_Khan]

Re: 99p reward

no more Gin and alcohol talks please. :o I dun wanna talk about it on my last day here.