9 months old Pakistani baby accused of attempted murder

[Monk]

Re: 9 months old Pakistani baby accused of attempted murder

@Shamraz_Khan

After being informed of his right to remain silent, my client the nine month old giggled. Your Honor, I argue that this giggling was not in fact mocking the police as the prosecution would have you believe. Rather, my client suffers from a form of mental illness that is commonly known as Infantenza. My client was not given the proper time to learn about manners or self control during his early childhood, so he cannot be expected to be able to control his outbursts of enthusiasm and disdain for his experiences. I recommend that the court reduce my client’s sentence to three hours of nap time, and no rattle toys for the rest of the evening.