Re: 7 ways to annoy a Flight Attendant
**MORE WAYS TO ANNOY FLIGHT ATTENDENT:
1)** Ring the flight attendant assistance bell........and when she arrives..........and asks what you want................act like you have no clue what she's talking about. Repeat this several times. And......after the 3rd time.............loudly say, "What's your problem lady????.....I never requested assistance, stop hitting on me!!!!!!!" (Complain to captain that she's hitting on you."
2) When she asks if you prefer the salmon for dinner or the chicken..........tell her you want pizza. When she says that she doesn't have it. Tell her you want pizza. When she says that pizza isn't an option........tell her to go make it. When she walks away.......ring the bell........when she comes to you, say "Where's my pizza lady????"
3) JUST AS THE PLANE TAKE OFF.........immediately unfasten your seat belt.........stand up.......and say "I broke the fasten your seat belt during take off rule....nonnie nonnie boo boo.."
4) *For every question that the flight attendant asks you........flirtatiously ask her *"And what what you want honey?" (while raising eyebrows up and down) Example:
Flight attendant: "Would you like the chicken or salmon for dinner?"
You: "What would you want honey?"
Flight attendant: Would you like a pillow?"
You: "What would you want honey?"