7 reasons not to mess with children.

blessed2006 · April 21, 2010, 6:59pm

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah (in bible) was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible.
**The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”. **
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, He’s a doctor.’
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there’s the
teacher, she’s dead."

**The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. **
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
“Take only ONE. God is watching.”
**Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. **
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

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tfs