Re: 6th ODI: Pakistan vs South Africa TBA @ TBA
6th ODI cancelled after ultimatum from Maulana Fazlullah: unhappy with how the team is repeatedly making an ass of themselves on the cricket field, invites players to be his guests in Swat, singles out Akmal for very special treatment
Staff Report
The maulana goes 'waise mein TV bohat hee kam dekhta hoon, idhar pahaaron mein waise bhi humara dhiyaan kuch aur cheezon par hota hai, aaj kal humaari masroofiyaat kuch mukhtalif kissam kee hein. Kal mein nay poora din match dekhne mein sakht barbad kiya. Mujhe Mardan bhi jana tha, suicide bombing par kuch lecture vecture dena tha, wo kaam bhi in bad bakhton kee wajah se beech mein rah gaya!
buss ab aap in sab ko yahan par bhaej dey 'dera fazlullah' mein, full training karoon ga. Pressure, darr aur khauf kiss chirya ka naam hai aur uss say kaise deal karte hein sab inn ko sikha doon ga. inn mein say jiss nay apni naani (grand mother) ko bhi nahin dekha hoga usse bhi apni par naani (great grand mother) yaad dila doon ga!
lekin aap to jaanta hai humare training ka andaz thora mukhtalif hai, zara hut k hai sab se. Humaray yahan dera fazlullah mein shehtoot (blue-berry) bohat hota hai, aur bara achcha hota hai. Aap to jaante hein shehtoot kee charri (stick), iss ka jo danda hota hai, uss mein aisa yeh chota chota daana sa nikla hota hai, toh yeh jab lagta hai to bara zore ka lagta hai
"Myself , Yousuf, Younis and Akhtar will eat the shehtoots with great relish and the sticks will be used to beat the crap out of the other jokers" he said