Printing this out after substituting "Watermelon" with COACH
and whats wrong with watermelons? 
i’m sure the thought of a massive, 15kg watermelon could be much appreciated by some.
not everybody is into chocolate dipped straberries you know 
Re: 60 Ways to keep your Wife's love
bring her Choclate covered watermelon? Hmmm .... I think I am gonna try that at next valentine's day to a girl. When is V day?
Re: 60 Ways to keep your Wife's love
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Re: 60 Ways to keep your Wife's love
I think i'm not gonna get married. 60 Ways!!!!
Great but there must be 60 ways to keep husband happy .....:)
Great but there must be 60 ways to keep husband happy .....:)
nope...only 1 way...
if wife happy, ur happy.
if she is not happy...then ur screwed.
Only 60??? 
that’s a good one!!!Re: 60 Ways to keep your Wife's love
cricketplaya....itna acha larka kahan se mil sakhta hai ?....hume b batao!
Re: 60 Ways to keep your Wife's love
I knew most of these tactics before :@: but still nice 1 ! :)
cricketplaya....itna acha larka kahan se mil sakhta hai ?....hume b batao!
Hum yahan hain :D :)
60 ways to keep your wife's love —Guaranteed— InshAllah From Sh. Ahmed Shehab's lecture:
6- Move out of your way for her, when she’s coming to sit get up and let her sit on your seat tell her: ‘here honey sit I warmed up the seat for you’
qorma beriyani kha ke kar bhi kia sakain ge...seat hi garam karain ge.
For i = 1 to 60
Print (i)
Print SelectRandomFromList("Diamond","Gold","$","Vacation","CookYourSelf")
Next i
For i = 1 to 60 Print (i) Print SelectRandomFromList("Diamond","Gold","$","Vacation","CookYourSelf") Next i
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here honey, sit here i kept it warm just for you, you might aswell say ‘sit here babes, i just farted on it for you…look it’s still warm…see’.
No, no, no… no out of season watermelons, ‘get’ her a diamond ring when she knows your broke, that’ll work every time…just ask her not to ask you where or how you got it …or if its real or not…