You are not sathyaing but you are a genius. I will say marry me but your are only 4 1/2 years old penguin. I have done all 50 things I am afraid and yes they are awesome. Let me tell what happened 10 at a time. 
- Wax the ceiling
I did that to wax my ceiling pink, the walls red and the doors purple. I loved it.
- Rearrange political campaign signs
I did that with my swami Shahbaz Sharif and Bush last compaign, mind you I made him win Texas.
- Sharpen your teeth
I have no teeth but I did sharpen my tongue.
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
I did that but my sister wasn’t seen ever since
- Braid your dog’s hair
My dog hasn’t have any hair but I did braid his legs
- Clean and polish your belly button
I did and it looks beautiful.
- Water your dog…see if he grows
He didn’t, I am so sorry.
- Wash a tree
I did but it didn’t grow.
- Knight yourself
I did and told the hot babes to call me Sir and Lord from now on.
- Name your child Edsel
I have no child but I named my neighbours son as badzaat and kameena.
i am impresses
mkd haan:hinna: