45 things Girls “love”. . .
**1-**touch her waist - don’t touch me
2-talk to her - if i’m in a bad mood i’ll bite
**3-**share secrets - yes please, listen to me
**4-**give her your jacket - **um no. it’s probably huge and stinky.
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**5-**kiss her slowly - umm did i ask for it?
<<<are you remembering this moment?>>> - no i want to forget it
**6-**hug her - you stink. stay away
7-hold her - i’m a big girl i can take care of myslef thanks
**8-**laugh with her - **and it better not be at me **
**9-**invite her somewhere - **if i dont like the place i’m going to whine
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**10-**let her be with you when you’re with your friends - no ogling at girls
<<>> - do i have to?
**11-**smile with her - do you have any idea what i’m smiling at?
**12-**take pictures with her - stop hogging all the picture
**13-**pull her onto your lap - eww no
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back - puhleez..i know the truth arright
**15-**when her friends say that they love her more than you, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. It makes her feel loved. . . - **wth! didn’t i just tell you to not touch me?
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<<<Are you thinking about someone?>>> - to kill them?
**16-**always hug her when you see her - so i have a heart attack?
**17-kiss her unexpectedly - read number 17
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**18-**HUG HER FROM BEHIND, AROUND THE WAIST!!! - STOP TOUCHING ME 
**19-**tell her she is beautiful not sexy! - that’s right. and you know that’s the truth
**20-**tell her the way you feel about her! (u need to show her that you mean it too) - **lies are pretty
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**21-**kiss her on the lips - not uninvited
**22-**DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff - sparkly things are nice. expensive things are nice. if it sucks, im throwin it.
**23-**TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD - **uhh wat? =|
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are you getting my drift? 
