she needs to grow up 
she must have OCD 

lock your clothes away next time and voilá problem solved 
think of all the calories in that cream 
that is why women make bad drivers and shudnt drive 
she’ll turn into a tuna one day <')))<
this is where you tell her of the clowns that’ll eat her at night if she carries on doing that 
next time ur walking towards your home, yell out ‘crazy mad dog is coming towards us’ and watch her reaction 
let her guard down? please! remind her of all the trees dying due to her ‘obsession’ :aq:
ask your boss for more overtime, that’ll solve the problem 
its about time she slept on the sofa
tell her who is boss
