Re: 101 things to do when theres nuthing to do
Badshah salamat kucch kerte bhi hain ya phir sirf bolte hain? :@:
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Jaisay kuch shair aisay hotey hain jo sirf circus mein dikhaney k kaam aatey hain, waisay hi yeh waley badshah salamat sirf garajtey hain, barastey nahi 
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Shikra: I see :@:
Badsha salamat ney ussey dewaar mein zinda chunwa dena hai 
Stop looking at me, mujhe sharam aa rahi hai 
aap hamari khumar ko underestimate kar rahe ho
:roman:khumar ki ek shot hi kafi hai
amma sharm kyon aa rahi hai? kaya biwi kay kapray pehn kay nikal aai hain? ya siray say pehnay hi nahin?
Shikra tumhain sharam ati hai?
Har waqt larkiyoon ko tartay rehte ho aur kehte ho sharam ati hai 
What? Khumar peeti bhi hai
Nahi chacha miyan, biwi k kaprey nahi pehney, na ha hi apney funn pahen rakhey hain iss waqt.
Haan jab mein larkiyon ko dekhta hoon tou uss waqt sharam nahi aati, lekin jab larkiyan mujhe dekhti hain tou sharam aati hai
Kal office building mein there was some kind of conference ya something. I was coming in the building and this desi girl was leaving the building. I looked at her, she looked at me, fine. But then she kept looking and I had to look away 
good one!
Re: 101 things to do when theres nuthing to do
hum mil ke pete hain
Phir hath main sharab hai sach bolta hoon main:@:tunn
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shikra kaya zayada dair daikhnay say aankhon main dard hota tha?
Interesting khumar tou kah rahi thee woh sweet i.f. k saath mil kar peeti hai
Chacha, baat asal mein ye hai k larkiyan khud jitna marzi dekh lein, unhe sab ja’ez hai. Lekin agar larkey ziada ghoor lein, tou woh “desi pervert” ho gaye. Isliye meney mashraqi larkey ki tarha nazrein jhuka leen.
mashallah 
agar rumaal ka kona bhi munh main dabaa laity to sonay pay suhaaga ho jaata
Shiku yeh to ghalat baat howi na 
Ya phir tum bhi un bechariyoon ko dekhna band ker do 
Jazzy: Thanks 
Agar uska dupatta hota tou woh pakar kar zaroor mounh mein daal leta
Lekin woh mujhe dekh kar enjoy kyon kar rahi thee 
[quote=“Shikra, post:30, topic:182933”]
Interesting khumar tou kah rahi thee woh sweet i.f. k saath mil kar peeti hai
/quote]main ne nea nea join kiyahai:phati:
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Khumar aa gayi hai online, abhi confirm kar letey hain. 
Agar ye baat jhoot nikli tou badshah sey kah kar deewaar mein zindag chunwa doonga 
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haan haan kar lo:@:
khumar tumhari statement meri statemnt say change hui to 
…
i wont share my candies with u
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Speaking in Badsha salamat’s style
Khumar baandhi hazir ho