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  • #16
    Holy Lota raises a good concern. The robot can catch fire, being made of electrical and mechanical parts and depending on what situation and position you put it through.

    So may i suggest a doll instead? Safe and less costly and is not combustible.


    “Every son of Adam sins, and the best of those who sin are those who repent.” Narrated by al-Tirmidhi, 2499; classed as hasan by al-Albaani.

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    • #17
      Holy knows there is a whole seperate thread on how guppies look like but since we are on topic, here is boompatakha paa ji posing before humping a machine (or vice versa)


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      • #18
        This is Bobby1 level trolling

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        • Bobby1
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          Serious issue though as Japanese birth rate has dropped and with Soft Bank CEO claiming they will have a robot 10k times smarter than humans in 20 yrs we do need to acknowledge the social issues, females in Japan are using robots also.

      • #19
        I suppose you can have up to 4 sexbots.

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        • Bobby1
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          Bots cost 20k, real life one brings jahaiz, cooks cleans is servant to ur mom and dad and a nanny to your kid and is commanded to please and does not need charging or battery replacements. Only where they are allowed to talk back the bot is required..........Sarcasm.

      • #20
        Originally posted by aqua70 View Post
        I mean what if you start expecting your wife to act like one when you do get married?
        That's the thing, Aqua. It's not likely that he'll get married if he singularly prefers robots. And that's okay yar. We actually WANT that to happen. Cuz then there won't be any lil phatakay-phataakiyan running around. Pehlay kum maslay masaail hain duniya main? Door door tak socho, Aqua!
        I think that if you let me....I'd treat you like the sky
        I'd join up all your insecurities...And bundle all your flaws
        I'd create a new constellation....And search for it endlessly

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        • aqua70
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          Lol, you my friend have a point.

      • #21
        Originally posted by Holy Lota View Post
        ^

        holy just suggests you to do the "ritual" in front of a fire-brigade. Incase the wires get short they can quickly open the water stream and keep you alive.
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        Velvet suggests that you do the deed in front of Holy. A Lota will do the same thing that a fire fighter's hose will do.
        I think that if you let me....I'd treat you like the sky
        I'd join up all your insecurities...And bundle all your flaws
        I'd create a new constellation....And search for it endlessly

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        • booompatakha
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          Yes I think Holy Lota should watch me. He is a closet homo so he will enjoy it very much

        • Holy Lota
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          boompatakha ji, Ofcourse you would know that since you were there with holy in the closet moaning out loud, except holy was right behind you

        • booompatakha
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          Holy Lota then u must have micropenis because I did not feel anything

      • #22
        Sex with a robot may be permissible but not preferable (Makrooh), same as masturbation, only permissible if done to avoid/protect oneself from a bigger sin e.g. adultery. I am pretty sure sodomy with robot will not be allowed, given its potential to raise expectation for same when getting intimate with a human being. Important thing to remember robots are also Allah's creation and His jurisdition presides over everything including makhlooq (living) and non-living objects.

        Better not to do this, but if you do, then so some sadqa and repent for your sins.
        I'm Not The Messiah, I'm A Very Naughty Boy

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        • #23
          Sheeda Pistol a human can also catch fire for no apparent reason: Spontaneous Human Combustion

          If one is resorting to robots for sex, their bad luck may not know any bounds....
          I'm Not The Messiah, I'm A Very Naughty Boy

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          • #24
            Originally posted by redvelvet View Post

            Velvet suggests that you do the deed in front of Holy. A Lota will do the same thing that a fire fighter's hose will do.

            Holy has no problem with checking to make sure all safety precautions are followed in the due course. However, as shaer said, "Phoonkon se ye chiragh bhujaya na jaega". The fire caughty by the friction of patakha/robot or short wires, a lota filled with holy water might not suffice. Next suggestion please!
            My degree of sarcasm is directly related with your level of stupidity.
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