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    What is Bollywood love? And does it exist?


    uff so many questions are popping in my head today...
    “I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot. ”

  • #2
    Re: Bollywood Love

    Bollywood love is favorite dish in Indo-Pak sub continent. Here is the recipe

    For Gravy/Base
    • 1 Lerkee (get any brand but Katrina® or Karina™ are most common brand)
    • 1 Positive larka (best cooked with any Khan® or Kapoor™ line of products )
    • 1 Negative larka (AmjadKhan brand or ShaktiKapoor brand)
    • 4-10 badmashs (noName brand)
    • 10-20 Lerkee ki friends (best cooked with insane girls who laugh for no reason)
    For tarka
    • Lerkee ka abba - eik
    • Lerkee k bhai - hasb-e-zaiqa
    Tarkeeeb
    1. Lerkee ko college bhaijeeen
    2. Lerkee ke friends ko chichora pun kertey howey dekhaeen
    3. Negative Lerkeey ko lerkee per marta howa dekhaeen
    4. positive lerkeey ko Negative lerkey ke petiee kertey howey dekhaeen. Ager Positive larka ghareeb bhi hai tu zaiqa umda ho ga
    5. Lerkee ko +ive lerkey per mur mita howa dekhaeeen
    6. aab jub lerkee aur larka shadi k leyee razi hain, tu tarka prepare kareen
    Tarka
    • Lerkee k aaba ko 'main na manoon' ki mujassam tasweer ban howa dekhaeen
    • Lerkee k bhaioon sai lerkey ke peitee lagaween
    Do whatever but in the end
    Lerkee ko Positive lerkey k kandhey per sar rakh howa dekheen


    Serving suggesion
    • 3-5 behoda qism k songs k saath paish kareen
    • 1-2 Chichorey mamoo sai dish main nikhaar aa jata hai
    Goyan keshk aqbat taskeen ast...Awal shor ast aqbat namkeen ast
    Har chanz aasiyat sang zeerey...Ee surat-e-beqrar barbin ast

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    • #3
      Re: Bollywood Love

      ^did you write this?
      “I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot. ”

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      • #4
        Re: Bollywood Love

        Originally posted by hareem01 View Post
        ^did you write this?
        yeah. keyun? I have been doing bollywood love for years so i know a bit or two about it
        Goyan keshk aqbat taskeen ast...Awal shor ast aqbat namkeen ast
        Har chanz aasiyat sang zeerey...Ee surat-e-beqrar barbin ast

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        • #5
          Re: Bollywood Love

          Originally posted by Decent 6Chora View Post
          Bollywood love is favorite dish in Indo-Pak sub continent. Here is the recipe

          For Gravy/Base
          • 1 Lerkee (get any brand but Katrina® or Karina™ are most common brand)
          • 1 Positive larka (best cooked with any Khan® or Kapoor™ line of products )
          • 1 Negative larka (AmjadKhan brand or ShaktiKapoor brand)
          • 4-10 badmashs (noName brand)
          • 10-20 Lerkee ki friends (best cooked with insane girls who laugh for no reason)
          For tarka
          • Lerkee ka abba - eik
          • Lerkee k bhai - hasb-e-zaiqa
          Tarkeeeb
          1. Lerkee ko college bhaijeeen
          2. Lerkee ke friends ko chichora pun kertey howey dekhaeen
          3. Negative Lerkeey ko lerkee per marta howa dekhaeen
          4. positive lerkeey ko Negative lerkey ke petiee kertey howey dekhaeen. Ager Positive larka ghareeb bhi hai tu zaiqa umda ho ga
          5. Lerkee ko +ive lerkey per mur mita howa dekhaeeen
          6. aab jub lerkee aur larka shadi k leyee razi hain, tu tarka prepare kareen
          Tarka
          • Lerkee k aaba ko 'main na manoon' ki mujassam tasweer ban howa dekhaeen
          • Lerkee k bhaioon sai lerkey ke peitee lagaween
          Do whatever but in the end
          Lerkee ko Positive lerkey k kandhey per sar rakh howa dekheen


          Serving suggesion
          • 3-5 behoda qism k songs k saath paish kareen
          • 1-2 Chichorey mamoo sai dish main nikhaar aa jata hai
          You are good
          Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :)

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          • #6
            Re: Bollywood Love

            Originally posted by Decent 6Chora View Post
            Bollywood love is favorite dish in Indo-Pak sub continent. Here is the recipe

            For Gravy/Base
            • 1 Lerkee (get any brand but Katrina® or Karina™ are most common brand)
            • 1 Positive larka (best cooked with any Khan® or Kapoor™ line of products )
            • 1 Negative larka (AmjadKhan brand or ShaktiKapoor brand)
            • 4-10 badmashs (noName brand)
            • 10-20 Lerkee ki friends (best cooked with insane girls who laugh for no reason)
            For tarka
            • Lerkee ka abba - eik
            • Lerkee k bhai - hasb-e-zaiqa
            Tarkeeeb
            1. Lerkee ko college bhaijeeen
            2. Lerkee ke friends ko chichora pun kertey howey dekhaeen
            3. Negative Lerkeey ko lerkee per marta howa dekhaeen
            4. positive lerkeey ko Negative lerkey ke petiee kertey howey dekhaeen. Ager Positive larka ghareeb bhi hai tu zaiqa umda ho ga
            5. Lerkee ko +ive lerkey per mur mita howa dekhaeeen
            6. aab jub lerkee aur larka shadi k leyee razi hain, tu tarka prepare kareen
            Tarka
            • Lerkee k aaba ko 'main na manoon' ki mujassam tasweer ban howa dekhaeen
            • Lerkee k bhaioon sai lerkey ke peitee lagaween
            Do whatever but in the end
            Lerkee ko Positive lerkey k kandhey per sar rakh howa dekheen


            Serving suggesion
            • 3-5 behoda qism k songs k saath paish kareen
            • 1-2 Chichorey mamoo sai dish main nikhaar aa jata hai

            Wow


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            • #7
              Re: Bollywood Love

              Bollywood love (IMO) is more emotional than practical. The situation in the movie makes certian issues such as running away from home...marrying someone from a different socioeconomic class....appear easy. They don't take into account consequences and how they will affect the hero/heroine and their families....at least it's not an in-depth consideration. The situations and their interpretations/reactions are more simplified.

              Also, it's a 2-3 hour movie where in most cases there's a happy ending. You don't get to see the "obstacles" that take place after the wedding....that would make for a more realistic depiction.
              Last edited by redvelvet; Sep 23rd, 2011, 11:35 AM.

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              • #8
                Re: Bollywood Love

                So what's this Bollywood everyone keeps talking about? eh?
                None of you seem to understand. I am not stuck in here with you. You are stuck in here with me

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