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    WATER IN THE CARBURETOR

    WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

    HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "

    WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

    HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out.

    Where's the car?

    WIFE: "In the pool".
    I say love, it is a flower, and you, it's only seed!

  • #2
    Looks like No one knows what's a carburator?
    We don't see things as they are; we see things as we are!

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    • #3
      Actually, a good one
      We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star." -- Stephen Hawking

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      • #4
        Carburetor cars abhi bhi ati hain?
        Muskurana bhi tujhi se seekha hai
        Dil lganey ka tu hi tareeqa hai <3

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        • #5
          Originally posted by pktun View Post
          Carburetor cars abhi bhi ati hain?
          LOL what is this 1958?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Bakra24 View Post

            LOL what is this 1958?
            Lol...thats what I meant
            Muskurana bhi tujhi se seekha hai
            Dil lganey ka tu hi tareeqa hai <3

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Bakra24 View Post

              LOL what is this 1958?


              @pktun

              Carburetor cars abhi bhi ati hain?



              No! you see the joke is on the Husband, Wife is only delaying telling the bad news that she drove the car into the pool! by simply playing dumb!
              We don't see things as they are; we see things as we are!

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              • #8
                Sir mjhe joke samjh aya hai lekin me tou carburetor ko discuss kr rha hoon k aajkal nae hote
                Agr hote hain tou mjhe koi sahi kr de...

                Carburetor ki jagah engine hota tou zada maza ata
                Muskurana bhi tujhi se seekha hai
                Dil lganey ka tu hi tareeqa hai <3

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by pktun View Post
                  Sir mjhe joke samjh aya hai lekin me tou carburetor ko discuss kr rha hoon k aajkal nae hote
                  Agr hote hain tou mjhe koi sahi kr de...

                  Carburetor ki jagah engine hota tou zada maza ata
                  Lagta hai aap logoun nay Kabhi Briggs and Stratton Powered Car with Carburetor kabhi nahin chalaiee!

                  Yeh most recent Model Car hai jis mein Carburetor bhi hai! aur sirf Fool Injection only driver ko milta hai


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                  Last edited by SindSagar; Apr 21st, 2018, 11:13 AM.
                  I say love, it is a flower, and you, it's only seed!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by pktun View Post
                    Carburetor cars abhi bhi ati hain?
                    Aap ko bhi proof Positive chahiye Ji !

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                    I say love, it is a flower, and you, it's only seed!

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