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  • How do I wipe my tears like a man?

    You know sometimes you are in a social situations and all of sudden your eyes get teary. How do you wipe your tears without other people thinking you are a *****?

  • #2
    1. Wipe them away
    2. Spray axe body spray around yourself
    3. Punch a wall
    4. Lift some weights

    With this 4 step process, you should be able to do something as ~emasculating as wiping away tears while still retaining your masculinity. You're welcome.

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    • #3
      Jub Aankh hi se na tapka
      tu phir Lahoo kia hai

      No! you let em run


      there ain't No shame in that!
      We don't see things as they are; we see things as we are!

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      • #4
        Take a deep breath and wipe it away with a sleeve.

        Take advantage of the following facts:
        No makeup rubbing off on your sleeve.. Tadaaa!
        No mascara running through your face

        Who in their right frame of mind would demean you for shedding a tear or two?
        There's nothing wrong in undergoing a sensitive moment but I figure there's a long way to go before the "masculine" catch on to this.
        "Understand the nature of impurity. If your key is bent, the lock will not open." Rumi

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        • #5
          Yo people. Put yourself in OP's shoe. He is still in middle school, and you know there can be a dozen reasons why a middle teenage would cry. From bullying to non-invitation in a weekend party to slapped in public by a childhood sweetheart. Its hard to cry in front of one's own locker room.

          Koi gal nai bachay, abhi ishq ke imtahan aur bhi hen. Or as Molana Zardari says, Is tarah to hota hai istarah ke kamon men. Better prep up for wuts thrown ahead
          My degree of sarcasm is directly related with your level of stupidity.
          "Hamari Koi aur branch nahi hai"

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Cashmere View Post


            Who in their right frame of mind would demean you for shedding a tear or two?
            his robotic sex slave/gf
            “Every son of Adam sins, and the best of those who sin are those who repent.” Narrated by al-Tirmidhi, 2499; classed as hasan by al-Albaani.

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          • #7
            Boompatakha, I don't think there are many social situations in which you would get teary-eyed.

            Funerals? Yes. That would be acceptable. The wedding of a very near and dear one such as a sister, for example? Sure. That's acceptable, too. Graduation of loved one? Sure. A situation in which you learn of the suffering or loss of an individual or a group? That is fine as well. Perhaps being moved by a khutba to tears (yes, it can happen)...that's okay, too.

            But for the far more common social events, I doubt that your eyes will be welling up. It's okay to be a guy and get misty-eyed. So long as it isn't excessive. A lil bit of vulnerability can even be attractive.
            I think that if you let me....I'd treat you like the sky
            I'd join up all your insecurities...And bundle all your flaws
            I'd create a new constellation....And search for it endlessly

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            • #8
              Cashmere Lota badnaam hwa darling kiske lye? Holy no bully. #rolleyes
              My degree of sarcasm is directly related with your level of stupidity.
              "Hamari Koi aur branch nahi hai"

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              • Cashmere
                Cashmere commented
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                Don't you roll your eyes at me

            • #9
              Originally posted by booompatakha View Post
              You know sometimes you are in a social situations and all of sudden your eyes get teary. How do you wipe your tears without other people thinking you are a *****?
              You carry a bottle of Visine drops , and go through the motion of putting eye drops
              We don't see things as they are; we see things as we are!

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              • #10
                Or just feign a sneeze and people will hopefully assume it's just allergies.
                I think that if you let me....I'd treat you like the sky
                I'd join up all your insecurities...And bundle all your flaws
                I'd create a new constellation....And search for it endlessly

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                • #11
                  Some of you guys are sexist as hell, no wonder so many have mental diseases and stuff, I have seen grown men who are more men than many here can dream to be, cry like babies. When Kamaya cheated on Justin he was wailing. One of my renter who was a big guy was sobbing when i asked for rent as his wife ditched him and the children. This manning up and all that kind of jazz comes from a position of weakness and insecurities, best way to go forward is gender neutral.
                  Last edited by Bobby1; 2 weeks ago.

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                  • redvelvet
                    redvelvet commented
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                    Originally posted by Bobby1 View Post
                    This manning up and all that kind of jazz comes from a position of weakness and insecurities, best way to go forward is gender neutral.

                    Bob, do arm wrestling challenges come from a position of strength and security?

                  • Bobby1
                    Bobby1 commented
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                    I have seen girls arm wrestling and demonstrating their strength and athleticism also, not all girls eat parathas and watch serials lol. At Safys Uni there was the sports field across from his building and many sportswomen were training.

                • #12
                  Mard bun Razia, Mard bun. Bobby1 na bun
                  My degree of sarcasm is directly related with your level of stupidity.
                  "Hamari Koi aur branch nahi hai"

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                  • Bobby1
                    Bobby1 commented
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                    Too Funny when the inbred 5-4" weak scrawny guy who has no skills, cant lift 20 lbs or do a single push up talk about mardangi, again the weakest males with biggest egos..lol. My little poodle has a small dog syndrome also.

                • #13
                  Originally posted by IsaidwhatIsaid View Post
                  1. Wipe them away
                  2. Spray axe body spray around yourself
                  3. Punch a wall
                  4. Lift some weights

                  With this 4 step process, you should be able to do something as ~emasculating as wiping away tears while still retaining your masculinity. You're welcome.
                  Do you do number 3 when upset?
                  Say no to 'islamofascism'..

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                  • #14
                    Originally posted by Doppleganger View Post

                    Do you do number 3 when upset?

                    Human and animal can only do #1 or #2.


                    Oh wait, we are talking about that list?
                    My degree of sarcasm is directly related with your level of stupidity.
                    "Hamari Koi aur branch nahi hai"

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                    • #15
                      Thank you bobby1.

                      Holy's dingdong is not 5'4" in size but well it was close to your eye, so you would know better #winkwink
                      My degree of sarcasm is directly related with your level of stupidity.
                      "Hamari Koi aur branch nahi hai"

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                      • Bobby1
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                        Condom manufacturers had to make extra small as small was too big.
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