So I have been kicked out of our whatsapp class group.
A girl sent a message:
"Pakistan meiN Shadi ke Waqt Aurat ka Maazi dekha jaata hai aur mard ka mustaqbil"

So I asked where does this come from, she said, one of her friends who i sgetting married said this. This reminded me of something very funny once queer said, and I blurted it out.

So, I said, people usually say this when they are trying their wedding dress and find the hymen missing.

This was followed by a long silence, followed by "**** removed you from the group"