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      Quote Originally Posted by pktun View Post
      Copy paste?

      Koi aiteraz?

      #Getalife
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      This one really made me laugh though

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      Quote Originally Posted by tissues View Post
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      This one really made me laugh though
      ​Lol this one is real
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      Na aap ki neyki, aur na logon ki ziyadti!!

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      Hey, let's not joke about suicide. It's a real thing and affects people deeply. It is a public forum and anyone can be reading the comments here...including those who lost a loved one to suicide. The way it's joked about can potentially cause anguish and suffering to one in those circumstances.

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      Quote Originally Posted by redvelvet View Post
      Lota, I have a crush on you.

      Chalo...shabash...ab bataao tum kis k multi ho? And also, why do you always refer to yourself in the third-person?
      Hye Allah. Eik hi line men 'crush' bhi aur 'blush' ka emoticon bhi??!!

      Kaheen holy khwab to nahi dekhraha!!

      Laal makhmal jee: Where i'm from, in such situation we say: "Sub kuch bata den, hath paon katwa den"?

      Wo bhi yahan, humor section men sab ke samne?

      #NahiNahi

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      Quote Originally Posted by Holy Lota View Post
      Hye Allah. Eik hi line men 'crush' bhi aur 'blush' ka emoticon bhi??!!

      "Sub kuch bata den, hath paon katwa den"?

      Wo bhi yahan, humor section men sab ke samne?

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      Haaye Rabbah.

      Holy Jee: Aap naak to katvaa hi chukay hain apna...why worry about your hath paon?
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      Quote Originally Posted by tissues View Post
      There is always a polite way to talk to others & tell them how you didnt like what they said just like Punjabee did. At the end of the day its all about basic manners perhaps.
      But your nick is "tissues"...which sends the connotation of manners.

      His nick is "lota." He doesn't care for usage of tissues (ie ...manners) Observe:

      He's just living up to his nick; being in character and all that.

      (I'm kidding, by the way. )
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      Quote Originally Posted by redvelvet View Post
      But your nick is "tissues"...which sends the connotation of manners.

      His nick is "lota." He doesn't care for usage of tissues (ie ...manners) Observe:

      He's just living up to his nick; being in character and all that.

      (I'm kidding, by the way. )

      Aye dont underestimate the power of Lota. We are khandani too. And too shareef, and ultra holy

      Good, so looks like tissue baji will be the second person in this round to block me after dubaiwali who did it after I spotted the bisexuality of 'S'

      #Iamtrouble
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      This thread has gone from "Pickup lines" to "Picking up Lota."

      Lotay.....tumharay to chotay se totay totay kar diye Tissues ne.

      @tissues....Lota is usually just messing around. Don't take him so seriously.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Holy Lota View Post
      Aye, sacha pyar always starts from a larai.

      **Insert a Govinda song here**

      #Ankhionsegolimaare
      Govinda's moves make me ulti. But that was one hell of a song. Dhishkiyoowwnnn!!!!
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      Desi people do not fight alone.. Lotay tum Arshad shurlii ko phone karo.. Tissues tum bi apny bhi ko buloa...
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      Es saadgi pe kaun na marr jaye ae Khuda......Larte hain aur haath mein talwaar bhi nahi!
      I'm Not The Messiah, I'm A Very Naughty Boy

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      Quote Originally Posted by NavAhmed View Post
      Es saadgi pe kaun na marr jaye ae Khuda......Larte hain aur haath mein talwaar bhi nahi!

      Navvi ji, aap tissues ji ke hath men talwaar bhi dekhna chahte hen aur lota bhi? Wutta imagination pai
      Holier than thou..

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      Quote Originally Posted by Holy Lota View Post
      aap tissues ji ke hath men talwaar bhi dekhna chahte hen aur lota bhi?
      And the only thing you can carry is pani (unless it's kerosene) and us se bhi tissues ki aag nahi bhuj rahi. Lotay, you're useless.
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      Daymn, 80 posts thread in Humor section. Admins, when did you last dream of it seriously?

      #thankLota

      Anyhoo, @tissues: Suniye, its 14th Feb. Happy Valentines day na!

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      Quote Originally Posted by Holy Lota View Post
      Daymn, 80 posts thread in Humor section. Admins, when did you last dream of it seriously?

      #thankLota

      Anyhoo, @tissues: Suniye, its 14th Feb. Happy Valentines day na!

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      LOL. Aaj baarish ho gi ..because we made it to 80 on here.

      Happy V-Day, Lotay!!!!!!!!!
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      Quote Originally Posted by redvelvet View Post
      LOL. Aaj baarish ho gi ..because we made it to 80 on here.

      Happy V-Day, Lotay!!!!!!!!!

      Awe happy wala V-Day to you too Red jee


      Should I get some chocolate and flowers for you?


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      Quote Originally Posted by Holy Lota View Post
      Awe happy wala V-Day to you too Red jee


      Should I get some chocolate and flowers for you?


      #FlushdaBlush
      She would not accept your gifts until and unless you give me chocolates ...
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